thesoundofbreaking: so Adam is the most followed American Idol contestant on twitter was the first openly gay artist to be signed to a major label was the first American Idol contestant to go on a headlining world tour after their first album raised a million dollars for the Trevor Project made history by being the first openly gay artist to have a #1 album on Billboard just played an 18...
Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
Me: OH GOD WHY
Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
Me at 'Thor 2'
Opening Sequence: *sobs*
The Boys Get Home: *sobs*
More Plot: *sobs*
Wet-Eyed Thor and Loki: *sobs*
Closing Plot: *sobs*
Ending Credits: *sobs*
After-Credits Scene: *sobs*